Command... execute.

Steve, like myself, is a person of non-standard size, so we're also outsourcing his suit. My Custom Tailor asked for about twice as many measurements compared to my dress, and Steve insisted insisted insisted we get the optional monogram sewn inside. (I really learn something new about Steve every day. Monograms? A fashion must for Steve, apparently.)

Their command of English is strong, but sometimes their choice of words is funny:


The suit will cost 4x's my dress, which thrills me, like I won some kind of cheapskate contest.